speedway

It was a fun day. I went to the greatest race in the world's speedway. The Indianapolis 500 Speedway. We went around the track on a bus. Not on a race car but on a bus. We went 35 miles an hour. 15 times a Nascar would have passed us while we were on the track.
Then I saw a penny smasher.
Uncle Matt, this is a true story.
The End.